hot, bothered & hilarious. becoming her again. | paperback

hot, bothered & hilarious. becoming her again. | paperback

a menopause survival guide that’ll make you laugh, cry, and possibly pee a bit.

the paperback edition of hot, bothered & hilarious. becoming her again. is the one you keep close when your body has started doing things without your consent and your patience has left the building.

hot flushes. mood swings that could flatten a small nation. memory lapses that leave you wondering if you’ve lost the plot, or just your car keys. if your body has started freelancing without permission, this is the book for you.

written by azalea tailor (the pen) and ivy bloom (the chaos), this is part survival guide, part comedy special, and part group therapy with women who actually get it.

menopause doesn’t knock. it storms in, kicks over your serotonin, steals your sleep, and demands snacks. this isn’t a pause. it’s your becoming.

welcome to the club
if you have ever googled is this normal? at 3:17 a.m | cried because your toast burnt | forgotten your own postcode | sweated through a zoom call | or wondered if you’re genuinely losing your mind.

congratulations. you’re one of us. welcome to the club no one applied for, but every woman eventually joins.

this book is for you if
your body has started freelancing without your permission | you’ve cried over something tiny and then cried again because you cried | you’ve forgotten what you were saying mid-sentence and tried to play it cool | you constantly wonder if you’ve lost the plot | you want to laugh, feel seen, and stop thinking it’s just you.

inside you’ll find
hot flushes that deserve a hazard rating | brain fog that erases entire conversations | friendship glow-ups and dramatic exits | dating disasters, dry spells, and zero-fucks-given awakenings | confidence comebacks that feel like rebirth.

this book will not hand you a perfect menopause plan wrapped in a beige linen bow. what it will do is make you laugh, make you feel normal, and remind you that you are not broken. you are hormonal, human, and becoming her again.

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paperback edition, this is for the woman who wants the truth, the humour, and the holy hell, me too of it all in one place.